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mother-rucker:

chinkbreezy:

sidneyisbasedgoddd:

The zombie apocalypse has started.

hey I can’t sleep, but good to know zombies are back in town.

Someone posted this on Facebook, but I’m assuming this is the victim’s face. Lol, gross.

“Lol, gross”
“LOL, GROSS”
UH WHAT

I think they’ve confused LSD with PCP… or zombies. Seriously. Bad acid? BAD ACID? No fucking way. 

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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

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So AFP Needs Your Money, She Just Got Mine...

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I wish mopeds and cars came in capsules in a bag and I could just throw it on the ground whenever I needed one…

I wish mopeds and cars came in capsules in a bag and I could just throw it on the ground whenever I needed one…

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This makes perfect sense. 

This makes perfect sense. 

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